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Post by Alex on Feb 11, 2007 10:37:59 GMT -5
I sooooo agree.
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Post by Misfit on Mar 6, 2008 0:03:43 GMT -5
I must say L4E rostor is looking pretty sexy. Haha, naw I'm just seeing whats up, because I figured this forum might be kinda active.
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Post by Baby GahGah on Mar 6, 2008 12:09:18 GMT -5
You have been fooled. According to scientists, the L4E's went extinct long ago, presumably around the time they all went to the beach together, and the combination of the sun's ultra-violet rays along with the L4E's natural hotness generators caused them to turn everyone at that beach to ashes. Because of this, the world's leaders worked together in a plot to assassinate the L4E's, but in an attempt to destroy them through missile attacks, the missiles stopped, and admired the L4E's good looks, before voluntarily flying to space to destroy themselves in honor of the L4E's. "So then," Kim Jong Il says, "We must use oul rast lesolt. The R4E-spelminatol." The L4E-sperminator was a big, bad machine that impregnates anything it touches with a fetus of 'splosives. And it worked... only, the 'splosives didn't 'splode in the tummies of the L4E's... the L4E's gave birth to cute little baby 'splosives. And they group up to be college graduate 'splosives, and married 'splosives, and eventually, retired 'splosives. Then they died, yet the L4E's remained. When the King heard of this, he called upon all L4E's to go to a diner. As each was entering, he put a quarter into the jukebox, and chose Journey's "Don't Stop Believin.'" King noticed a man sitting at the bar, looking at him. Decay comes through the door. Queenie sits at the table. The man from the bar walks into the dark hallway leading to the restrooms. Little Beantown and Forrix joined in the fun, doing cartwheels to the table. It seemed all was right in the world. And then... all turned to black. Poof. Just like that.
(long pause)
Roll credits.
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Post by mariners on Mar 6, 2008 17:49:29 GMT -5
You tell 'em, Ash.
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Post by Misfit on Apr 26, 2008 16:16:56 GMT -5
You have been fooled. According to scientists, the L4E's went extinct long ago, presumably around the time they all went to the beach together, and the combination of the sun's ultra-violet rays along with the L4E's natural hotness generators caused them to turn everyone at that beach to ashes. Because of this, the world's leaders worked together in a plot to assassinate the L4E's, but in an attempt to destroy them through missile attacks, the missiles stopped, and admired the L4E's good looks, before voluntarily flying to space to destroy themselves in honor of the L4E's. "So then," Kim Jong Il says, "We must use oul rast lesolt. The R4E-spelminatol." The L4E-sperminator was a big, bad machine that impregnates anything it touches with a fetus of 'splosives. And it worked... only, the 'splosives didn't 'splode in the tummies of the L4E's... the L4E's gave birth to cute little baby 'splosives. And they group up to be college graduate 'splosives, and married 'splosives, and eventually, retired 'splosives. Then they died, yet the L4E's remained. When the King heard of this, he called upon all L4E's to go to a diner. As each was entering, he put a quarter into the jukebox, and chose Journey's "Don't Stop Believin.'" King noticed a man sitting at the bar, looking at him. Decay comes through the door. Queenie sits at the table. The man from the bar walks into the dark hallway leading to the restrooms. Little Beantown and Forrix joined in the fun, doing cartwheels to the table. It seemed all was right in the world. And then... all turned to black. Poof. Just like that. (long pause) Roll credits. That's not what I heard. But seriously Ash, you should start some kind of comic book about L4E. I was thinking something like Captain Underpants, I used to love reading those stories.
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Alex
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Post by Alex on Apr 27, 2008 7:18:35 GMT -5
Capt. Underpants damn that was awhile ago.
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